Now we all know that some actors out there are not always the brightest bulb on the Christmas Tree, and that brings us to today’s news item about that particularly sort of well known actor from the Marvel Universe films. Yeah that’s right, it’s Chris Evans, the one who ironically plays Captain America. With his apparent deluded patriotism, he tweeted out after watching Donald Trump’s speech, or rather, after he watched CNN’s Don Lemon bit-part review of the Trump speech at the recent rally in Phoenix. You can’t make this stuff up, but Chris Evans is fully behind the idea that Don Lemon should run for President in 2020.
As pop culture goes POP, we say, “Do it, Bacardi Cola, do it!”
We can’t imagine anything better than the biggest Lemon of all, Don Lemon, getting the Democratic Party run nomination in 2020. Chris, we are right behind you on this one! Let’s all Marvel at this novel concept of yours. Thanks to you, Don Lemon might just be able to take this all the way to Washington DC. Don’t believe us? Here’s Chris Evans’ tweet word for word:
Can @donlemon please run for president in 2020? Thank you for speaking truth in the face of so much ignorance and inevitable retaliation.
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) August 23, 2017
Whatever next from Chris? If you want to see more of hilarious things like that on your feed, follow him on Twitter. Things could get more interesting, who knows? We encourage everybody on the Trump Train to go and follow Chris for a daily dose of comedy, if nothing else.
Yes, apparently Don Lemon, CNN’s newscaster, should be the face of a Presidential run in 2020. We sincerely hope Don hears Chris’s pleas and answers his calls for this run in three years time. That would really be a spectacle to behold. CNN’s top producers would continue to write the teleprompter for him as he makes his inauguration speech, and so deluded liberals will finally be able to get enough safe spaces to relax in, with a free cuddly blanket thrown in for good measure.
Chris Evans wasn’t the only celebrity that Tweeted after Donald Trump’s inspiring speech in Phoenix, though they were clearly quite offended by it and not afraid to let everyone know it. Who’d you expect to Tweet first? Well, Rosie O’Donnell of course.
trump u pathetic piece of human waste – god will never forgive u – neither will AMERICA – u lying sack of shit – fuck u and ur paid crowd
— ROSIE (@Rosie) August 23, 2017
Ah Rosie, still bitter as always… but to rebut her Tweet in a humorous, troll-y kind of way, we present to her this unforgettable meme from Sizzle.
It’s not easy being Rosie O’Donnell in 2017, but has it ever been easy being Rosie? Poor Rosie, not even her adopted child can stand her. Should things go the wrong way, liberal delusions may soon be classed as a real clinical mental illness. Well, that is if the fake news media, Antifa, and these social justice warrior celebrities push for it under a new left leaning president.
Even Don Cheadle (great actor in Boogie Nights) had to Tweet his opinion too. Where’s this guy been anyway? Probably been out doing Satan’s menial work and vying for more acting work. Let’s just respect his opinion for a moment, since everyone is entitled to one, without even recognising the Democratic Leftist Nazi violence of Antifa and encouraging hate groups on both sides on part of George Soros, (BLM & the KKK arriving on buses side by side) and so forth. Here’s Don Cheadle’s Tweet:
He’s even Emoji savvy, see? Hire him!
Anyway, let’s get back to Don Lemon. He’s a likeable guy at times, he even looks quite good and presentable, but his views are questionable. Though let’s be fair, he can’t really help it given his current job. Sometimes he can be so funny that we find ourselves actually loving him (not really, but sometimes). If we ever got the chance to meet him face to face, we’re sure we would get on like a house on fire, no doubt! He’s not immune to some good-humoured criticism, is he?
Perhaps we wouldn’t see eye to eye on CNN’s teleprompter ways, but surely we could enjoy a tequila shot together or something. Who doesn’t like to let loose with a shot and suck on a lemon (no pun intended) afterwards?
If he was going be the Democratic Presidential nominee in 2020, what would be one of his core policies? We had a drink and a think about this, and we ended up digging up this meme. Surely this right here will be a future key policy of the Lemon Administration in 2020 that would be happily pushed by CNN and their social media “fake dossier” publishing buddies over at BuzzFeed:
Yes, white privilege might just be his game plan to get into the White House, despite the fact that he might be more IVY league than anybody else we know.
Now, whilst we have time to continually tease Don Lemon, (because it’s very easy to do), one person who we have much respect for is Mike Tyson, a quiet Trump supporter and a person who will knock you out cold should anything untoward be done. With that in mind, we had to share a moment where we agree with Mike Tyson 100%. Please enjoy the following clip down below. Don Lemon knows that he’s just “full of ____”, but hey, he’s just doing his job, even if it’s a job of dishonesty and lies on part of CNN. It’s hard being Don Lemon.
Brainstain, over and out!
How hinged was this? Please let us know in the comments.
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