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Update: We’ll Be Back After the Shutdown is Over

As the headline reads, we will soon be back after this extremely long shutdown period.  A time in which we have all been properly following along with social distancing guidelines, using our hand sanitiser and sharing our wealth in plenty of toilet paper. This obviously took some time and now many of our old articles are finally back!…

Vladimir Putin and the Bodyguard who Saved the Russian President From a Grizzly Bear

When you first think of a bear, the image that probably first comes to your mind is an effeminate tubby gay man with a beard, and in a rainbow-coloured thong twerking to Nicki Minaj, but while that disturbing vision lingers in your head, most rational people presumably would think of a big grizzly bear, that could…

‘Democratic Socialists of America’ Convention is Summed Up in Ridicule

Last week, you may have come across some unbelievable highlights, or even some sound bytes of the recent Democratic Socialists of America convention, where the consensus from onlookers regarding these democratic socialists is that they embody all that is bizarre, since 2016 onwards. Is this really real? Yes, with words and phrases like “triggering, safe spaces and…

CNN Democrat National Clown Debate was a Circus of “Fake News” (1st Night, 2nd Round)

Last night’s second Democrat nominee debate live on CNN, was likened to a ‘Democrat National Clown’ debate out of a catastrophic circus, where “Fake News” and anti-Trump propaganda dominated throughout, and at times it was far more than comical, or shall we say “tragic?” All the Democrat nominees running for the spot to challenge president…

TikTok developer ByteDance to produce its own Smartphone

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The company behind the popular video-sharing app TikTok has announced it will be developing its own brand of smartphones.  TikTok’s owner, ByteDance, revealed the move after achieving patents and employees from Chinese multinational technology company, Smartisan. ByteDance owns numerous popular video and news apps, such as Lark (an alternative to Slack), video-chat app Flipchat and…

A$AP Rocky Caught Up in Altercation with Syrian Migrant in Stockholm (*Update*) Trump tweets #FreeRocky

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A$AP Rocky was on his Scandinavian tour in Stockholm, Sweden, last night and got into an extended altercation with some unrelenting migrant men, whom were obviously the furthest from Swedish that you could ever get. Yes, don’t get it twisted, these weren’t your usual spawns of ABBA, now were they? *Updated July 26th* – A$AP…

Attorney General Bill Barr Reinstates Federal Capital Punishment for Child Killers

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Department of Justice Attorney General, Bill Barr, announced the reinstating of executions for federal crimes on Thursday, after a two decade break, commuting and scheduling the capital punishment of five death row murderers’ and child killers, for the first time since 2003.  These executions have now been scheduled during the months of December and January. Clearly, murderers’…

Jeffrey Epstein on Suicide Watch after Pedophile is found with Neck Injuries in Cell

Jeffrey Epstein has been found semi-conscious with injuries to his neck in his jail cell at Manhattan’s Metropolitan Correctional Center, where he was reportedly found ‘blue in the face’ and laying on the floor in a fetal position. Two sources close to the investigation, reportedly believe that Jeffrey Epstein had tried to hang himself, following on…

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